Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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