i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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