Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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