I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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