just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
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