You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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