Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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