What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Randomize
