so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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