i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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