I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
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