How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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