I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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