I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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