Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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