I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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