Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Randomize
