So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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