Come see our sink grown plant.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Dear god my vagina.
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