We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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