I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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