I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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