Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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