i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Randomize