Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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