My hair reeks of homosexuality.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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