So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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