some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
