This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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