how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
we're so committed to being not committed
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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