Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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