I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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