Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
