Buhtt sex?
I think I am morally bankrupt
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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