I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
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