The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I need to stop coming to work sober
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
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My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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