Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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