HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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