I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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