Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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