wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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