she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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