Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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