Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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