Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
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