Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Drake has all the answers
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Randomize
