I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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