Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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