The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
17 year olds will be the death of me.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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