I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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