Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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