You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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