So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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