I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
found the other keg... it's in the tree
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Randomize
