Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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