I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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