you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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