But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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