i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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