About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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